A Presciption for Disaster
Bonedog - No. 10

"ADD is an imaginary disease pushed by Pharmaceutical Companies to hook generations of kids on lifelong medication. How is it possible to be deficit in something intangible? While Norepinephrine and Dopamine are certainly not intangible things, any nebulous relation to 'attention' is baseless."

Hypochondriac: a person who abnormally anxious about their health.

While being moderately concerned about your well-being is perfectly acceptable and may in-fact help to ward off potential illness, it can also lead to a medical condition known as pseudo-sickness paranoia disorder. There are thousands of people living in perpetual fear of having a terminal illness. The slightest cough, stroke of heartburn or headache will prompt these people to graze the internet in search real diseases with nebulous symptoms. Once they find the lest beanign illness that, at a stretch, fits their pseudo-symptoms they involuntarily start to embody the illness, going so far as to subtly contort their body to mimic the disease.

This vicious cycle of body reacting to the mind and mind reacting to the body continues until the Hypofag (as I'll call them) truly thinks they are ill with the disease. At this point the Hypofag has been significantly stressed out from the pseudo-illness that they begin to get painful stomach ulcers that cause real pain and further solidifies their feeling of having an illness. A short trip to the doctors reveals, to great relief to the Hypofag, that the they are perfectly fine and the cycle restarts.

Hypofags are only a small part of the nation's medical problem, needlessly congesting doctor's offices around the world. There is a much larger problem in the medical community that involves fake or made up diseases/disorders. You probably have heard of some of these false malignancies such as Attention Deficit Disorder, Restless Leg Syndrome, General Aniexty, Aspugers Syndrome, Bi-Polarlism and Chronic Depression. These illnesses are mostly crafted by Hypofags working for major Phcarmaceuals corporations. Diseases are lucrative cash cows to these companies, so the more out there the more potential money they can take in from selling pills to the "sick"

There are so many diseases out their today that it isn't hard to be diagnosed with something even if you are a perfectly healthy individual. Take for example ADD or ADHD. There are thousands of children that weren't properly disciplined when they were young that are diagnosed with ADD each year. The accepted "remedy" for ADD is to prescribe a amphetamine salt such as Adderall or Desoxyn. Just incase you don't know Desoyn is a methamphetamine or what the media calls "Meth". So doctors are recommending that children as young as four years-old use Meth, but god forbid a cancer patient be allowed to smoke Marijuana. Hypocrisy any? (but that's for another memo)

Another example of a made up disease is Chronic Depression. Depression is a state of mind, not a disease. If you think you are Chronically Depression, simply stop acting like a loser. Taking pills will just make someone more depressed. Anti-depressants are known for destroying men's sex drive, furthering the depression.

"Depression is not a real condition but simply a passing mood made longer by being a humongous crybaby faggot"

The bottom line is that medication for a non-real disease ends up acting as a crutch, keeping patients from truly ever feeling healthy. Also parents are often too willing to pass the blame of failing to raise their children successfully on a fake disease than on their parenting ability. People must realize that many "illnesses" today are bullshit. Stop fucking your bodies up with medication you don't need. Sometimes all you need is a positive attitude, even for real diseases.